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Lawyer Demotivational Poster


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?




LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile




1 800 MOTILAWYER -


TAGS: lawyers calendar forseti house vacations
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greeny

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
lol xD
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:31 am
Qmfao
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:38 am
ROFL!


ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




LAWYERS -




I CAN TELL YOU'RE LYING - ...Your lips are moving.




case -


TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


THE PROSECUTION RESTS -




LAWFUL LAWYERS - "everything is just fantastic, thanks for asking"


TAGS: lawyers crime execution fine
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lovely.angie

Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
"..they'll be the first up against the wall"
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 8:56 am
Nicely done lovely.angie...5 fake Poodles for you


LAWYERS -




CONFLICT OF INTEREST - No need to chase ambulances when you're the one who calls them


TAGS: chuck norris lawyer
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by frankofake

ICEMAN - October 7, 2009, 8:13 am
And remember, Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


MAY CALENDAR ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: lawyers paradise island
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greeny

forseti - May 30, 2011, 1:42 am
Who doesn't?! ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:59 pm
I love a good lawyer joke. Sorry Forseti. ;)


ACLU LAWYERS - Now we've got a real useful job for you




LAWYERS - A 10 second headstart is only sporting




JUSTICE SYSTEM -


TAGS: lawyer
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:19 am
THAT'S why the ex got everything! My lawyer took me to the cleaners!


IRONY -


TAGS: expensive house lawyers calendar thx verdeckt
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - January 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
I wish somebody was here to see thi5...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 3:13 pm
good one


Fracking -


TAGS: fracking companies lawyers questioning legality
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


LAWYERS - You put this sign up to prevent frivolous lawsuits, you should have braille sub-tex!




WORDS OF WISDOM -




DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE - Honest Lawyer? the ultimate oxymoron


TAGS: lawyer
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by pocketrocket

Preacher Man - December 19, 2012, 11:13 pm
5L for the classic Three Stooges reference.


NEVER TRUST - MEN WITH CAPES


TAGS: lawyer cape
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by farfoora

GaryO - April 11, 2012, 9:40 am
Pedant, behold thy son
caveman - April 10, 2012, 10:07 pm
Ok, i am being pedantic...
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh, this could get good…..only a pedant would question that statement.....
farfoora - April 10, 2012, 10:27 am
How are you not being pedantic?
caveman - April 7, 2012, 8:32 am
Not to be Pedantic but he actually saved that lady in the seinfeld episode...


Law -




Litigation -


TAGS: court suing lawyer judge names
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - December 29, 2015, 11:38 am
Thanks very much! That makes two of us.
GaryO - December 28, 2015, 11:24 pm
Starting to really like yer stuff, Push.


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